Here are some nagging thoughts for today:
- If you criticize a black person or any non-Caucasian, you are automatically a racist.
- If you criticize a female for any reason whatsoever, you are a sexist.
- If you criticize your boss or blow the whistle, you are fired and the mess is all your fault.
- If you do something wrong, the deed is never your fault.
- If you criticize a bloviator, you must apologize.
- If you cross David Letterman, he may get the best of you.
- If you criticize certain politicians, you are un-American.
- If you vote no on programs designed to help our country, you are patriotic.
- If you give up and resign your job or elected office in mid-stream, you are helping your country, company, or state.
- If you support non-Caucasians, you are automatically a racist.
- If you are a bigot, you probably think you are a patriotic American.
- If you run red lights or stop signs or run down people in parking lots, you are simply doing your duty.
- If you are 100% right and narrow-minded, then everyone else is 100% stupid and dead wrong.
- If you don't know anything, act on your biases anyway, and you will feel good about your choices.
- If you read this, you are probably offended and will never look at my blog again. Oh well.