Due to my wife's illness this past winter and spring, I have done most of the housework, laundry, cooking (more or less), floor mopping, etc. Of course I had an apprenticeship for some of this activity from four years of janitor work at the University of Wyoming while working my way through college, and several years of opening Campbell's soup and Van Camp's pork and beans cans to stay alive during meager days. But my knowledge of housework has expanded exponentially since taking over practically everything for the past eight months or so. Here are a few things I have learned:
- Housework is much easier for women than for men, and women tend to enjoy doing housework more than men. Just try that one and see where it gets you.
- Housework really, really sucks.
- Housework is really, really boring.
- Some housewives say they have to redo all of the housework their husbands do anyway, so there is no point in having their lazy worthless spouses even try to do housework.
- Men are probably much like Hagar the Horrible when it comes to being lazy and making messes. But at least Hagar loots castles and brings home loot.
On the more serious side, the past months have certainly brought a new and deep appreciation for all of the work my wife did in all of the years of our marriage. Besides finishing her degree, running our businesses, managing our apartment finances, selling real estate, and several years of running a day-care, she managed to raise five kids, work 24 hours a day, cook meals, send kids off to school, manage mountains of laundry, clean house, and still survive. Now my wife is improving and I am nearly ready to consider resigning from all of my arduous duties and spending more time in my recliner chair. Moral to the story: Men, help your wives, clean up your own mess, do the dishes, and don't gripe about how hard your day was while your wife does a slow burn as you head for the TV and the sofa and ask "what's for dinner, hon?"
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